Friend of mine from highschool got into the habit of making fake report cards (had the TDSB template). Everything was perfect except the paper he was printing it on was nothing like the real thing (greyish colored card stock).
Rather than pay $25 for 500 he decided to help himself.
He felt dumb after I told him he could buy single sheets for $0.25 at the copy counter.
When I was about 6 or 7 I used to steal gum and erasers, to add to my collection. I stuffed them in my undies. Mom never knew, now I realise that was pretty stupid since I never bothered asking her to buy me those things and I'm sure she wouldn't have refused.